A conversation between Jonathan and Lesley at CapitolDawg last night:
Jonathan: You know what time of year it is?
Lesley: Um, yeah actually I do.
Jonathan: (Long sigh) It’s almost time to apply for jobs again.
Lesley: That’s not what I was thinking of…. (narrow my eyes)
Lesley: I know about your Fantasy Football team. You can’t hide these things from me.
Jonathan: HOW DID YOU ALREADY FIND OUT?!?!
Lesley: I’m all knowing and powerful.
Jonathan: Brad! Bradddddddddd….
Lesley: He told me about your e-mail today. Don’t think you can hide.
Jonathan: I was going to break the news gently.
Lesley: And it’s a $40 buy-in! $40!!
Jonathan: I came in near the top last year. Consider it an investment.
Conclusion: I will create my own Fantasy Football team this year to rival my husband’s league. All interested females may apply. Buy-in at $10. Prizes to include makeup/candles/or other stereotypically female things that will encourage me to occasionally read a sports page and find interest in my husband’s life. Please comment if you are interested in this time wasting bonding activity.