From the category archives:
TweetDear Hackers, I don’t know who you are, but you’re very mean. In the last year, you’ve hacked my blog four separate times. When people come to visit me, expecting sunshine and good stories, they are upset to find creepy music and a black screen. Most of the times I’ve been able to restore my blog [...]
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Tweet Pssttt! Secret time: I am a guest blogger today on Michele’s blog. Go check out the Moxy Project and leave her a comment. P.S. The above shoes are an ode to Michele, who is wearing the cutest pair in her blog’s heading. I found this picture when doing a Google image search for “Moxy.” [...]
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Tweet Dear Mr. Fabulous, All I wanted to do on Friday night was read my Marie Claire magazine. Maybe, if I was feeling really wild, I planned to bust out my new book called “Twitter Power.” You see, even though I’m not a powerful lawyer like you, I don’t have as much free time as [...]
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Tweet Dear Sarah Jessica Parker, Yesterday, I wore tights around my neck all day and it’s your fault. I know, I know…people almost died on the Hudson River so I shouldn’t be complaining about tights around my neck BUT if you even knew how much my neck itched without them then you’d have done the [...]
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Tweet Dear Martha, You’ve taken a lot of slack over the last few years. The whole going-to-jail thing was a big mess that obviously made me lose a little respect for you. Girl, you should have paid your taxes just like everyone else. That being said, I want you to know you’ve earned back some [...]
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